~Fallen-Griever

I hate Wall-E. I haven't even seen the movie yet and I still hate him. Hell, I don't even need to see the movie to hate him and there is on simple reason why - because the whole thing is one big freaking ripoff.

Wall-E is clearly a smaller, punier and inferior version of Johnny 5. I really think the people behind Johnny 5 should sue the people behind Wall-E for what is a clear theft of intellectual property. This move is like painting the Mona Lisa with a frown and claiming it to be your own work, which is why I not only hate Wall-E himself but also hate the creator.

Wall-E is just an insult to what is one of the greatest movies of all time (Short Circuit), and so is an insult to Johnny 5, who is clearly >9000 times more badass than Wall-E could ever be. For instance;

- Johnny 5 feels no pain when welding himself.
- Johnny 5 kicks people's arses faster than Chuck Norris, and all whilst speaking in a John Wayne accent.
- Johnny 5 gets a fucking mohawk.
- "Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!". Enough said.
- Johnny 5 has a better grip on the English language.
- Johnny 5 can read a whole motherfucking encyclopedia in less than a second. Motherfucker.
- Johnny 5 does not need fully-charged batteries to stomp you a new colon.
- Johnny 5 would be a better Gears Of War player.

I could make a bigger list, but everyone knows Johnny 5 is a better robot. He even has a better name.

Screw Wall-E.