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Wall-E Can Go Climb A Wall Of Dicks

Journal Entry: Mon Jul 14, 2008, 4:36 PM
  • Mood: Agony
  • Listening to: Iron Maiden
  • Playing: Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings
  • Eating: Toast
  • Drinking: Coffee!!
I hate Wall-E. I haven't even seen the movie yet and I still hate him. Hell, I don't even need to see the movie to hate him and there is on simple reason why - because the whole thing is one big freaking ripoff.

Wall-E is clearly a smaller, punier and inferior version of Johnny 5. I really think the people behind Johnny 5 should sue the people behind Wall-E for what is a clear theft of intellectual property. This move is like painting the Mona Lisa with a frown and claiming it to be your own work, which is why I not only hate Wall-E himself but also hate the creator.

Wall-E is just an insult to what is one of the greatest movies of all time (Short Circuit), and so is an insult to Johnny 5, who is clearly >9000 times more badass than Wall-E could ever be. For instance;

- Johnny 5 feels no pain when welding himself.
- Johnny 5 kicks people's arses faster than Chuck Norris, and all whilst speaking in a John Wayne accent.
- Johnny 5 gets a fucking mohawk.
- "Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!". Enough said.
- Johnny 5 has a better grip on the English language.
- Johnny 5 can read a whole motherfucking encyclopedia in less than a second. Motherfucker.
- Johnny 5 does not need fully-charged batteries to stomp you a new colon.
- Johnny 5 would be a better Gears Of War player.

I could make a bigger list, but everyone knows Johnny 5 is a better robot. He even has a better name.

Screw Wall-E.

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~Fallen-Griever:iconFallen-Griever: Jul 14, 2008, 4:35:25 PM
I haven't messed around with RPGMaker much since I quit as admin on one of the RPGMaker forums, but seeing your profile was cool.

I was never a big fan of RMXP, but I know a lot of people like being able to squeeze so much more out of it with that coding system.

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*ProjectBC:iconProjectBC: Jun 11, 2008, 10:32:58 AM
Thanks for the watch!

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~Bleeding-Moon3:iconBleeding-Moon3: Jun 9, 2008, 2:18:04 PM
I'm sure I have you on msn from when I met you on Unfortunate events forum? Or am I getting confused cos I have too many people on msn?
Ems xxx

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~JustAshadeofGreen:iconJustAshadeofGreen: Mar 14, 2008, 9:07:16 AM
scientology is scary shit man, not only do they silence with money, and followers they are behind deaths of past practicers.

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~Fallen-Griever:iconFallen-Griever: Jan 21, 2008, 7:22:28 PM
No problem :) I like a fair bunch of your photos, but I feel strange commenting on photography since I really don't know too much about it and don't like leaving short comments xD

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Atheism is not a disbelief in religion. It is not a hatred of religion. It is not a religion itself.

It is not support for evolution. It is not support for the big bang theory. It is certainly not a science.

It is just the belief gods do not exist.
~ShatteredWares:iconShatteredWares: Jan 11, 2008, 12:01:39 PM
Hey, Mark! Wanted to thank you for the add, and tell you that I like your gallery! :)
~theoutlawstar:icontheoutlawstar: May 15, 2007, 1:58:23 PM
I have improved Lock.

See my DA for details.

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~XLycanthropYX:iconXLycanthropYX: Mar 3, 2007, 3:42:14 PM Mood: Pissed Off
Fanks fer tellin me T.T

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~XLycanthropYX:iconXLycanthropYX: Mar 3, 2007, 3:40:45 PM Mood: Drooling
Y.Y Erm... WELL ITS STILL FAWESOME!! T.T

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~Fallen-Griever:iconFallen-Griever: Feb 26, 2007, 6:21:32 AM
The Fallen-Griever one?

I didn't draw it >.<

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Atheism is not a disbelief in religion. It is not a hatred of religion. It is not a religion itself.

It is not support for evolution. It is not support for the big bang theory. It is certainly not a science.

It is just the belief gods do not exist.
~Fallen-Griever:iconFallen-Griever: Feb 26, 2007, 6:21:14 AM
It's not how my name is spelt, my name is just Mark xD

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Atheism is not a disbelief in religion. It is not a hatred of religion. It is not a religion itself.

It is not support for evolution. It is not support for the big bang theory. It is certainly not a science.

It is just the belief gods do not exist.
~XLycanthropYX:iconXLycanthropYX: Feb 21, 2007, 4:05:24 PM Mood: Depressed
OMFUX0RZ!!!!! I LOVE UR PICCY OF URSELF!! O.O Rip out ur own heart? <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333333333333333333 I wish i could draw that well :'(

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~XLycanthropYX:iconXLycanthropYX: Feb 21, 2007, 3:57:48 PM Mood: Tired
:P
Markus? Is that how your name is really spelled or does someone watch just a little too much Underworld? :D

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~Fallen-Griever:iconFallen-Griever: Feb 14, 2007, 5:24:59 AM
Existence is what you make of it... I'd rather derive answers from prove than from fantasy.

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Atheism is not a disbelief in religion. It is not a hatred of religion. It is not a religion itself.

It is not support for evolution. It is not support for the big bang theory. It is certainly not a science.

It is just the belief gods do not exist.
=jetsetaphrodite:iconjetsetaphrodite: Feb 14, 2007, 1:51:03 AM
go figure...what a blah existence that is don't you think?

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~Fallen-Griever:iconFallen-Griever: Feb 14, 2007, 1:45:58 AM
I don't believe in spiritual essence or enlightenment - hence it makes no sense.

People are simply people, anything else is a construct of their own minds.

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Atheism is not a disbelief in religion. It is not a hatred of religion. It is not a religion itself.

It is not support for evolution. It is not support for the big bang theory. It is certainly not a science.

It is just the belief gods do not exist.
=jetsetaphrodite:iconjetsetaphrodite: Feb 12, 2007, 8:38:20 AM
Sure it does and it is not that darn complicated. My gawd man:sprint:

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=jetsetaphrodite:iconjetsetaphrodite: Feb 12, 2007, 8:35:39 AM Mood: Neutral
:lol: New way of thinking?

Just let it stew for a bit then answer.
Instead of quipping back a "not so cute answer" I hope it is something to think about.

And it does ...free your mind a bit.:)

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~Fallen-Griever:iconFallen-Griever: Feb 12, 2007, 6:45:12 AM
That makes absolutely no sense.

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Atheism is not a disbelief in religion. It is not a hatred of religion. It is not a religion itself.

It is not support for evolution. It is not support for the big bang theory. It is certainly not a science.

It is just the belief gods do not exist.
=jetsetaphrodite:iconjetsetaphrodite: Feb 11, 2007, 6:49:07 PM
if we are not..."not countries, we are not nations. We are not religions, we are not Gods. We are not weapons, we are not ammunition. We are not killers, AND we should not be tools."



:new: :lightbulb:
Then ponder this... You/we are not a human being in search of a spiritual experience. You/we are a spiritual being immersed in a human experience. :peace: :earth: :love:

So then are we really tools?:confused:

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~skth00:iconskth00: Jan 17, 2007, 8:47:30 PM
Thank you for stopping by my gallery...

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~Fallen-Griever:iconFallen-Griever: Jan 17, 2007, 8:36:49 PM
Haha, your ability to notice things never ceases to amaze me >_>;

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Atheism is not a disbelief in religion. It is not a hatred of religion. It is not a religion itself.

It is not support for evolution. It is not support for the big bang theory. It is certainly not a science.

It is just the belief gods do not exist.
~theoutlawstar:icontheoutlawstar: Jan 15, 2007, 8:21:00 PM
I only just realised you sent me a message.

Uehueheuhe. :D
~legendarydairy:iconlegendarydairy: Oct 14, 2006, 12:12:41 PM
Hello. 'Tis Edible Face from Rmxp.org. I just thought I'd check in on your DeviantArt. You've got some pretty good writing in here.

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